Cheetah Piss | 28g

Cheetah Piss is a high-voltage Sativa built for speed, crafted from the powerhouse trio of Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97. Also known as Funky Kitty, it nods to the old-school Cat Piss lineage while launching it into the future with a sharper, more refined edge. The aroma races out of the jar with bold skunky funk, sour citrus, creamy sweetness, and a hint of ammonia that signals serious potency. The effects hit quick and clean, sparking focus, laughter, and creativity while keeping your mind in motion. Grown in Time Machine’s precision greenhouses along California’s Central Coast, Cheetah Piss captures the essence of high-energy travel and serves as the perfect fuel for your next bright, fast-paced adventure through time. Step into the Time Machine and experience cannabis like never before! Our hydroponic greenhouse-grown flower is a blast from the past with a futuristic twist, cultivated in state-of-the-art greenhouses that combine the sunny vibes of the ‘70s with tomorrow’s technology. We’ve mastered a closed-loop system that reuses water like it’s 2099, making each puff a guilt-free trip through time. Picture yourself lounging in a ‘90s neon rave or cruising in a classic ‘80s convertible—this is cannabis that captures the essence of every decade, all while pushing the boundaries of what’s possible. Whether you’re sparking up to reminisce or to forge new memories, our flower is your ticket to a timeless experience. Available in 1/8oz (3.5g), 1/4oz (7g), 1/2oz (14g), and 1oz (28g) pouches. Smoke like the future depends on it!